Bones, Crayons & Boarding Passes
Travel
Audio By Carbonatix
In this lively episode of Travel Tuesday, Kevin McCullough and Linda Perillo dive into the chaos and charm of planning a dream trip to Italy. Linda shares her family’s deep roots in Roman hospitality, revealing that her father once co-owned the Rose Garden Palace hotel—her favorite spot in all of Rome. The duo also explores the quirky and macabre Capuchin Monks’ church, where bones become chandeliers and chairs. Yes, really.
The conversation shifts to the nitty-gritty of Italian tourism logistics. Linda explains the strict licensing rules for tour guides and escorts in Italy, emphasizing how seriously the country takes its tourism industry. Kevin, meanwhile, is still reeling from the idea of bone furniture and wondering if he’ll get to stay at Linda’s beloved hotel.
Back in the U.S., the hosts tackle the FAA’s decision to cap flights at Newark Airport due to construction delays. Kevin vents about his JFK nightmares, while Linda shares her daughter’s upcoming study abroad trip and the travel headaches that come with navigating New York’s airports. They both agree: air traffic controllers deserve a raise and a vacation.
The tech-savvy portion of the show explores the future of digital passports. Linda is cautiously optimistic about storing IDs in Apple Wallets, while Kevin is ready to go full digital—just as long as he can still carry a backup in his fanny pack. They also debunk the hilarious myth that a Costco card can get you through TSA. Spoiler: it can’t.
Linda then recounts her recent visit to the Crayola Experience in Easton, Pennsylvania. With hands-on exhibits, custom crayon labeling, and a surprisingly awesome gift shop, it’s a colorful day trip for families. Kevin reminisces about his own visit and recommends a nearby pizza joint that’s as memorable as the crayons.
Finally, the duo highlights hidden gems in Middle America—from sandstone cliffs in Illinois to the iconic Arch Rock on Michigan’s Mackinac Island. With a mix of humor, history, and heartfelt travel tips, this episode is a whirlwind tour of the weird, wonderful, and wildly entertaining world of travel.
