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Mike Goodwin had a hilarious encounter with a part-time Christian. The popular funnyman recalled a hysterical run-in with someone who professed to be a Christian, but whose actions told a completely different story. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud funny clip to hear how Mikes interaction with a part-time Christian went. People can call themselves whatever they want, and a lot of times, as youve probably already learned, they do. But simply because somebody refers to themselves as this or that doesnt necessarily make it true. In fact, I would argue that anyone who has to tell others they are a certain thing is doing so because its not accurate. Not only are they trying to convince others, but they are also trying to fool themselves into believing it, too. Actions and attitudes speak much louder than words. How you treat and act toward someone is telling, and people are always watching to see whether your actions match what you profess to be true. So, if you call yourself a Christian, its probably a good idea to act like one, and not just on Sunday morning, but throughout the rest of the week. In a clip posted on YouTube, Mike encountered someone from his church who clearly identified as a Christian. However, hilariously and sadly, Mike learned that this persons Christianity seemed more like a part-time thing. It was obviously a faade, meant to fool themselves and others. I called this woman from my church, he said. I didnt realize it at the time, but I found out that she was a part-time Christian. Yeah, and apparently, I called her on her day off. Mike said the woman answered the phone with an attitude and some rather colorful, profane language. As soon as Mike identified himself as someone who attended her church, her demeanor and language completely changed. If we call ourselves something, its a good idea to make sure our actions and attitudes match that title. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian gave his hilarious take on people who are so sure of themselves and so wrong. The funnyman Kirk Smith mentioned that he loves interacting with people who are extremely confident but clearly have no idea what they are talking about, given how very wrong they are about the subject. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the comedians bit about these mistakenly self-assured individuals. Lets be honest, there are situations in which all of us would be much better off simply keeping our mouths shut and not sharing our thoughts and opinions. Why? Well, much like that quote often credited to Mark Twain, Its better to remain silent and thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. That seems like pretty simple, straightforward and easy-to-follow advice. But as many horribly misspelled and ill-informed posts on social media have proven, that is much easier said than done. Many people, for whatever reason, believe that because they have the ability to share their every thought and opinion on every subject imaginable, they should do so. Of course, they should not, but when has being wrong and badly misinformed ever stopped anyone before? In a clip posted on YouTube, Kirk mentioned that he thoroughly enjoys talking with someone who is overly confident about something they know nothing about. He likes to let them talk and during the conversation, they go on to prove their extreme lack of knowledge. I was telling one of my buddies, like, Oh, I do the cruise, and then I get off in Sweden, and fly home, he said. And he goes, Oh, cool, Sweden, the Alps. Bring me some chocolate. And if youre not laughing, thats Switzerland. Later in the clip, Kirk mentioned that he tried to correct his pals geographical error, but he wasn't having it. And so, I go, No, thats Switzerland. Different country, he recalled. He goes, No, its not. Same country. Two different names. Continue. Yeah, you know, like The Netherlands and Germany. Proverbs 12:1 A lover of training is a lover of knowledge; but a hater of teaching is like a best.

Mike Goodwin shared his sons hysterical reaction to animals. The funnyman mentioned that his youngster has a particular and rather strange way of responding whenever he spots a member of the wildlife community. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what Mikes son does when an animal crosses his line of vision. As every parent knows, children love animals. Of course, those little ones have a favorite animal or five that they insist on telling you about constantly, but, for the most part, they love all animals. I mean, who doesnt love animals, right? How could you not? They are some of the cutest things on this planet. However, children have a deep appreciation for animals that is, without a doubt, much deeper than that of most adults. In fact, one could easily say that children adore those cute, four-legged, furry critters. Its almost guaranteed that if you have a pet and a young child, the child will be drawn to that creature. Those two will soon become inseparable, spending nearly every moment with one another. Some children, though, express their excitement about seeing animals and their love of animals in different, much louder ways. In a YouTube clip, Mike shared the unusual and hysterical way his son reacts whenever he spots an animal. He would say animal as if he worked at Moes Southwest Grill, Mike said. Thats how my son would say. Whenever we see an animal, this is exactly what my son would do: Daddy, animoe! Animoe, daddy! But that isnt all Mikes son would do when he saw an animal. The comedian mentions that his little one made these familiar noises to accompany his finding. And he must have learned Old McDonald at school because every time he said the name of the animal, he would have to make the noise that the animal makes. So, we were just walking through the neighborhood one day, my son had an outburst. Animoe! Animoe, daddy, dog (starts barking)! Genesis 1:21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moves, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

Carol Burnett went to hilarious lengths to keep a small, cute secret. The comedic legend did what she had to hide someone in her house in this hysterical skit from The Carol Burnett Show. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see what Carol did to keep a dog hidden from her husband. Everyone loves dogs. How could they not? Even people who might not consider themselves big animal people are likely to still have a soft spot in their hearts for those cute, furry, four-legged critters. They are, after all, called mans best friend for a reason. As everyone can agree, dogs, and animals in general, make life a better, fuller and richer experience. Simply put: Everything is significantly improved whenever theres an animal around. Who could possibly argue against otherwise? While this is undoubtedly true, there are reasons why having a dog is not always possible. Perhaps, those reasons are financial, medical or something else entirely. In a clip posted on YouTube, Carol has brought home a pup who is in desperate need of medical attention, and the animal is one of the cutest little things youve ever seen. She is determined to nurse the little guy back to health. However, her kind and philanthropic plan is about to hit a significant barrier. Carols husband is terribly allergic to mans best friend. How is this ever going to work? This could never work, right? Carols husband begins repeatedly and forcefully sneezing even before he enters the house. But she is going to do what she can to hide the animal from her better half for as long as possible, and she goes to some pretty hysterical and absurd lengths to do so. At one point, which is arguably the funniest part of the entire skit, Carol becomes a vets patient, responding to the animal physicians every call and command. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

There is a hilarious and expensive reality that comes when buying anything at the airport. Getting ready to shell out some cash if you forget to pack anything ahead of your flight. Watch the short, but hysterical, clip that reminds travelers of this painful truth: everything at the airport is exceptionally overpriced. For many people, flying is not an enjoyable experience. When it comes to all the Transportation Security Administrations rules and regulations and the inefficiency that plagues nearly every single airline, flying is essentially one big headache. But what else are you going to do? Unfortunately, flying is typically the best and sometimes the only option to get from Point A to Point B. However, there is one more thing that makes air travel even worse. Its the fact that everything, and I do mean everything, is incredibly overpriced. When heading to the airport, lets not forget that your wallet will take a substantial hit if you suddenly realize you didnt pack this or that item. There is really no price gouging quite like that which is on display at our nations many airports. The only other kind that might come close is at the gas pump. In a clip posted on YouTube, a couple goes through an airport, picks up several items and comments on them, making sure to mention the price of each one. They do so with a smile on their face, but its clear they, just like you and I listening, are completely flabbergasted by how much the airport is charging for a bottle of water or a cup of coffee. Im going to grab us some waters, theyre only $10 bucks each, the man says. But they have like three full sips in here. I forgot to have a coffee at home, the woman adds. Should I grab one here for $15 bucks? Those are only two of the many examples of the over-the-top, extremely over-priced items each mentions. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Every parent can relate to this moms struggle to get answers from her child. She asked her little one a series of simple, straightforward questions, but the answers were a bit lacking. Watch the short, but hysterical clip to hear what this mother asked her child and the less-than-helpful answers she received. Children are not the best at making conversation. To carry on a conversation, there has to be give-and-take between the two parties. Typically, that means one person asks a question, and the other responds, elaborating and providing further information in order to fully answer the question. This process will repeat itself over the course of a conversation. Without both parties participating in this exchange, the conversation will eventually fizzle out. The person asking the questions will soon grow frustrated by the lack of answers and likely walk away, probably in a huff, wondering why they even tried to strike up a conversation with that person in the first place. Weve all been there, when someone is, for whatever reason, impossible to talk to, and its no fun. Parents are well aware of this, and this process is demonstrated in a hilarious clip posted on YouTube. A mom asks her toddler simple questions, and her child refuses to play along, giving her non-answers every single time. The woman, who plays both roles in the clip, asks her child what they would like to eat for lunch. That seems like an easy question, and she even provides two options. As you may have guessed, the child doesnt pick one of them; instead, they give an answer that likely no one saw coming. Hey, buddy, what do you want for lunch? she asks the toddler. A quesadilla or mac and cheese? Row, row, row your boat, the child responds. She asks again and gets a similar but different answer. This isnt the only question that receives insane, nonsensical responses. The child does not answer a single question sufficiently. But, as all parents know, this is to be expected from the little ones. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

This woman hilariously shows what happens when a new neighbor in the South has lots of questions. She hysterically shows that, yes, there is such a thing as a stupid question. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see what questions not to ask if you were to ever move to a small town in the South. Every part of the country has its own culture, its own way of doing things and living. Accents vary from region to region, and we may not even have different names for common, everyday items. Thats in no way unusual; that is incredibly normal. However, as with everything else thats new, there is an adjustment period. There is a learning curve. I mean, whenever you start a new job, you dont pick up everything on the first day, right? Thats often an overwhelming experience with all of this new stuff thrown at you at once. So, it would be nice if people gave you a little bit of grace and had some patience. But there are just some instances in which it is not possible, as a clip posted on YouTube hilariously shows. Particularly when people move to the South and have many questions about the culture and way of life, its best to keep most of those questions to yourself. She asked if the cows were just for aesthetic, the woman said. I said, No, maam, theyre dinner. By far, the funniest one mentioned in the short clip is how offended and flabbergasted she was by what her new neighbor called a familiar beverage. She said, Pop instead of Coke, the woman recalled. I needed a minute. They dont own a single LSU shirt, she said. Apparently, that one is an especially egregious error in the South. Im guessing it would be almost considered a sin not to have an LSU shirt when living in Louisiana. Romans 12:2 And let not your behavior be like that of this world, but be changed and made new in mind, so that by experience you may have knowledge of the good and pleasing and complete purpose of God.

This wifes premium air tire prank on her husband is comedy gold. Her joke on her better half will have you laughing until tears are rolling down your face. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear her premium air joke and her husbands hilarious, over-the-top response. Vehicles are one of the most expensive things anyone will ever purchase. Besides a house, they are the most expensive purchase. Anyone who has ever paid off a vehicle understands and knows the unbelievable feeling of satisfaction and accomplishment. That vehicle is finally yours, and that money that was going out every month gets to stay in your pocket. What could be better than that! Because they are so expensive and so needed for getting us from Point A to Point B, vehicle maintenance is a must. Of course, that means scheduling regular oil changes and making sure any other problem that might come up is checked out and fixed. Neglecting or failing to do so will eventually result in massive repair bills. In a clip posted on YouTube, a young woman recently had her vehicle in the shop and was on the phone updating her husband on how things went. She told him everything went as expected, and everything with the car looked good. However, things soon took an unexpected and hilarious turn when she told him something unusual about the car. Hey, babe, I just finished with the car shop, she said. And I got my oil changed, and I, you didnt tell me they were running a sale on air for my tires. Understandably, her husband was confused by her comment about a special on air. She then added that she got ties filled with premium air. He gets more than a little concerned and upset that she supposedly spent so much money on something called premium air. She says all of this while laughing hysterically at his response. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

One moms hilarious responses in a parent-teacher conference have everyone laughing. Based on her answers, this mother clearly knows her child and has an explanation ready for all of the students less-than-ideal behaviors. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the mothers responses and the reasons as to why her child does this and that. Parent-teacher conferences were always stressful as a youngster. It didnt matter if you were an angel in the classroom and would never even think about stepping out of line; you were always deeply concerned about what the teacher would tell your parents. Perhaps you saw yourself as the ideal student, but your teacher had a different perspective. You would simply sit and wait until your mother returned home after the meeting with your teacher. Did she receive a good report, and would she be in a good mood as a result? Or would you feel her wrath because she had gotten a less-than-stellar report of your activities in the classroom? Only time would tell, but you would be on edge until that moment of truth. In a clip posted on YouTube, one mother doesnt exactly receive a sterling report from her childs teacher, and she seemed to have had an idea of what was coming. She even mentioned as much before the teacher launched into her laundry list of grievances and complaints. Before you even start, I already know hes bad, the mother said. You aint telling me nothing new. For every one of the childs unfortunate behaviors, the mother had a reason, an explanation for the youngsters actions and words. If he told yall the clouds aint real, and theyre covering something up, he got that from his papaw, she added. He told the class he didnt have to learn this cause hes going to be rich? she asked. Oh, thats his daddy talking. These two are only of the many hilarious explanations the mother gives her sons teacher for his odd behavior and strange statements. James 3:1 Do not all be teachers, my brothers, because we teachers will be judged more harshly than others.

Mike Goodwins take on these nursery rhymes will have you cracking up. The popular comedian comments on some rather odd nursery rhymes that are very familiar. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Mike had to say about these songs and poems for the little ones. Getting children to fall asleep is no easy task, as every parent knows very well. Sure, they might take a nap during the day, but that is not always the desired timeframe. Often, when children catch a few winks during the daytime, it means parents are in for a fight when night falls. They are no longer tired while everyone else is ready to go to bed, and then it becomes this big whole thing, and no one gets a good nights sleep. One way parents may try to coax their little one to sleep is through nursery rhymes. The soft, soothing melody of those familiar lyrics can, and often does, induce relaxation and heavy eyelids. Hopefully, after reciting a few of those lines, the child is off in dreamland somewhere, and everyone else can finally get to sleep, too. However, have you ever stopped to think about what some of those nursery rhymes are saying? They are more than a little weird. The lyrics get to the point, if anyone were to actually listen to them, where youd wonder how and where someone came up with this, and why they believed it was something for kids. In a clip posted on YouTube, Mike Goodwin recites a couple of these nursery rhymes. He then hilariously states what would happen if anyone actually did what these childrens songs were proposing. Spoiler alert: it would not end well for anyone. Specifically, he points to what would happen to the old lady in the shoe for her horrible treatment of her children. For beating and sending the kids to bed hungry, she is, without a doubt, looking at doing some hard time. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Tim Hawkins has turned an all-too-familiar experience into comedy gold. The popular and incredibly talented funnyman will have you cracking up as he describes a situation that weve all been in way more than wed care to admit. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Tim comment on an experience involving the worlds biggest online retailer, Amazon. Shopping is not a pleasant, or even a remotely enjoyable experience. Going into a crowded, brick-and-mortar retail location and then spending time and money to make a purchase is not my idea of fun, and Id bet that Im not alone on that one. Yet, shopping is an activity people do every day. They continue to do this even as companies like Amazon and eBay exist. Your purchases can literally be sent to your front door. How could it be any easier than that? No crowded stores filled with loud, pushy and annoying customers, and you can look until you find the best price and do it all from the comfort of your couch. That is the way to do shopping, in my humble opinion. However, as Tim hilariously points out in a clip posted on YouTube, you still have to do one thing after making that online purchase. You have to remember what you actually bought. But I guess, if you dont, it would serve as a nice surprise from Amazon. You ever go to your front porch, and theres an Amazon box? Tim asked. Its got your name on it. You slowly realize youve ordered something for yourself, and you cant remember what you ordered. It was like 16 hours ago. Youre all surprised. Weve all been there at one time or another, and if you say thats never happened to you, that is fine. However, just know that everyone else knows youre not telling the truth. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

This promposal encountered a slight issue. It was all planned out, everything was going to go perfectly, and as expected, right up until the moment that it didnt. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see what happened when one young man attempted to ask a young lady to the prom. Prom is a formal dance that every high school puts on for its students. They typically happen near the end of the school year, usually late April or early May. Everyone is familiar with the concept of the prom. Even if you didnt go to your high schools prom, if youve ever heard of high school, chances are good that you are well aware of prom. Now, of course, the prom is an occasion when high school students pair off and attend the dance together. But before that happens, the young man must ask the young lady to the dance, which only makes logical sense, right? I mean, you cant go together until that question is asked and the two parties agree to go to prom together. Well, as youve probably noticed, its not enough to simply ask someone to prom. Now, simply asking someone to prom has become these big, elaborate productions otherwise known as promposals. A posted clip captured a promposal that did not go according to plan. Everything seemed perfect, but there was a very obvious and unfortunate error. Following the conclusion of a high school baseball game, one of the players is standing on the field, posing for pictures with a young lady. As they do so, several other players sprint across the field, each with a different letter. Then, when its time for the big reveal, the students aren't exactly in the correct position. Ideally, they would have spelled out the word prom, but that did not happen. However, given how poor most peoples spelling and grammar are, as evidenced by posts on social media, the high school students prom typo isnt too bad, comparatively. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

The excitement Nate Bargatze feels at this moment is palpable, and his face says it all. The popular comedian is captured during several moments, and its clear that he is beyond excited. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see just how much Nate expresses himself whenever he gets excited and is having the time of his life. Life is an adventure, an extended series of ups and downs. As most people already know, there are many twists, turns and detours. From day to day, we can never be quite sure what will happen. Will today bring about a reason to celebrate, or will it bring about heartache and pain? Whatever the case may be, its best not to get too emotional. Dont get too excited, and on the other hand, dont get too down because moments are fleeting and temporary. Of course, celebrate and recognize those instances in life that bring about joy and happiness. There is often entirely too much pain and suffering in this life to ignore and let pass those moments that result in overwhelming happiness. A clip posted on YouTube shows Nate excitedly expressing himself in a handful of moments. The comedian is captured standing quietly, either expressionless or looking downright mad or upset. However, hilariously, the text in the video assures us that he is having a ball despite what it may appear. Me having the absolute time of my life, the text reads. The video, of course, is applying a heavy dose of sarcasm. Apparently, its making the point that no matter what happens, Nate remains calm and does not get too down or low, which, honestly, is the way to be when it comes to our emotions. None of us should really ever let our emotions and the moment control us, because they are temporary, here one second and gone the next. Proverbs 25:28 He whose spirit is uncontrolled is like an unwalled town which has been broken into.

Nate Bargatze points out how he needs to take this class again. The popular comedian often says he wasn't the best student in the world, but he specifically said he should retake this course. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what class Nate believes he should probably re-enroll in and why. When it comes to school, everyone feels differently. Some people really enjoyed their scholastic journey, excelling in nearly every class they took. Others likely do not have such fond memories attached to the classroom. No matter what they did or how hard they studied, it never seemed to make much of a difference. Whatever your experience with the classroom, odds are, no matter how well you might have done in school, there was a subject or two that gave you fits, never-ending headaches and nightmares. I can say, without a doubt, that math and I never seemed to get along. Every other class was a breeze, and I excelled in them by putting forth very little to no effort, but math was an entirely different story. For Nate, it sounds as if one of the classes that tripped him up was speech. In a clip posted on YouTube, he said that even in college, he was still required to take a speech class, but unfortunately, those lessons didn't seem to stick. He gave some hilarious examples of how his speech still needs some work. I would ride there with my friend, going to a business class or something, he said. Whatever you go to. I was like, Alright, Im going. Ill catch you after speech. And I still say a lot of words wrong. Thats what I dont understand. Specifically, the way in which he pronounces poem and oil will have you cracking up and bursting into laughter. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Things got awkward in this hilarious John Crist skit. The popular comedian will have you cracking up as he plays a pastor unsure how to handle a request from one member of his church. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what the congregants request was and how he stuttered and stumbled his way to a solution. Being a pastor is a big job that comes with some pretty significant, critical responsibilities. A church can sink or grow exponentially depending on this one hire. The pastor is entrusted with keeping the church functioning, tending to the needs of the congregation, which can include anything and everything, as well as delivering the sermons on Sunday mornings. Arguably, the biggest component of a pastors job is dealing with people. A minister must be able to assist and navigate people's problems with great sensitivity and care. The pastor should be able to respond to requests that may be uncomfortable and put them in awkward situations. A pastor should give each congregants question or request, whatever it may be, the care and consideration it deserves. No one, including pastors, intentionally wants to hurt or upset anyone. In a clip posted on YouTube, John, playing the pastor of a church, receives a request from someone in his congregation. Its one that he never imagined that he would receive, and when he did hear it, he was clearly unprepared for it. He and the other church employee really had no idea how to proceed, making for a lot of laughs. In the skit, John is the pastor of a church with a whole host of Bible studies. There is a singles Bible study, a womens Bible study, and even one for people whose children have left home. Weve got them all, a church employee says. Well, as it turns out, thats not exactly true. One member of the church has requested that the church begin a Black Bible study. The look on Johns face when he hears this says it all. He has no idea how to respond, and the following conversation between him and the female church employee confirms it. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

What would it look like if the Transportation Security Administration and airline companies were involved in the operation of school buses? That, we can all agree, is a truly frightening thought. Watch this short but hysterical clip to see what it might look like if the TSA and airline companies helped transport children to and from school. Everyone loves vacation and getting away from the everyday struggles of real life for a few days. That is especially true if youre vacationing in a tropical locale with a beach and plenty of sun. However, without a doubt, the worst part of vacation is traveling, getting from Point A to Point B. No one would or really even could argue otherwise. Traveling is particularly horrible if your chosen mode of transportation is air travel. Our animosity toward air travel has nothing to do with actually flying; that is likely the best part of the entire experience. Its just that everything leading up to actually getting up in the air is the worst. All the hoops travelers have to jump through for TSA and the airlines get more and more ridiculous by the day. A clip posted on YouTube imagined how things might go if those two entities handled school bus travel. As you might have guessed, things would get significantly worse. But at least in this instance, its not real, at least not yet. Hilariously, the skit begins with the children lined up as they prepare to board the school bus and head to school. However, much like being at the airport and undergoing a TSA security check, the students are subjected to a ton of dumb questions and procedures all in the name of safety, of course. But once the students finally board the bus, things dont get much better. In fact, one might argue that they actually get worse because thats when the airlines take over. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.